Birthday Song

On the first day of my birthday my true love gave to me:

• An Advil in a pill box!

On the second day of my birthday my true love gave to me:

• Two Tylenols 

On the third day of my birthday my true love gave to me:

• Three Bengays

On the fourth day of my birthday my true love gave to me:

• Four prilosecs

On the fifth day of my birthday my true love gave to me:

• Five gold teeth

On the sixth day of my birthday my true love gave to me:

• Six bones-a-creaking

On the seventh day of my birthday my true love gave to me:

• Seven locks-a-shedding

On the eighth day of my birthday my true love gave to me:

• Eight joints-a-popping

On the ninth day of my birthday my true love gave to me:

• Nine wigs-a-curling

On the tenth day of my birthday my true love gave to me:

• Ten blouses shrinking

On the eleventh day of my birthday my true love gave to me:

• Eleven words of wisdom*

On the twelfth day of my birthday my true love gave to me:

• Twelve special blessings**
• Eleven words of wisdom*
• Ten blouses shrinking
• Nine wigs-a-curling
• Eight joints-a-popping
• Seven locks-a-shedding
• Six bones-a-creaking
• Five gold teeth
• Four prilosecs
• Three Bengays
• Two Tylenols
• And an Advil in a pill box

*"Wisdom is with aged men, and with length of days, understanding."

- Job 12:12 NKJV

** One special blessing for each month of the year